In honor of today's picture, I'll share with you an excerpt from Jerry Seinfeld's comedy album, I'm Telling You For The Last Time...
Enjoy:
Why is McDonald's still counting?
How insecure is this company?
Forty million, eighty jillion, killion, tillion....is anyone really impressed anymore?
"Oh, eighty-nine billion sold! ...All right, I'll have one."
I would love to meet the chamber of the board of McDonald's and say, "Look, we all get it, okay, you've sold a lot of hamburgers.
"Whatever the number is, just put up a sign, 'McDonald's, we're doing very well. ' "
What is their ultimate goal - to have cows just surrendering voluntarily or something?
...Showing up at the door: "We'd like to turn ourselves in, we see the sign, we realize we have very little chance out there.
"We'd like to be a happy meal if that's at all possible."
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